…All she ever wanted was to be surrounded by very attractive people and...– The Anti-Anna, NYMag
Ah, Cougarwoman. Catwoman’s lesser-known nemesis/ babysitter.– gawker commenter
…This world’s a huge elevatOR that people travel on to reach their...– heh. Big Ape
Dana's Don'ts in the Dana House of Style
1. Driving a new Bentley? Don’t get a license-plate that sez “B3NTLEY”. It’s really lame. and intensely annoying.
We sat in contemptuous Issey Miyake-soaked silence.– I also love Gawker. But I’m not proud of it.
roses are red violets are blue mccain is bad bad baddy boo– I heart ze frank (I changed it to mccain)
strap on your stupid– you suck at photoshop